We had a sneaking suspicion it was too ludicrous to be true!

A video surfaced on YouTube yesterday of Ke$ha and friends drunkenly hiking up to the Hollywood Sign and throwing tarps over the giant letters to declare (what else?) Ke$hawood.

But it was totally fake!!!!

A very trusted source has given us the full details on how Ke$ha never in a million years could have pulled this off!

Writes the source:

There has been a lot of news about a recent prank pulled on the Hollywood Sign. I want to inform you all that it is a fake. The General Service Officers who watch and protect the Sign 24 -7, have confirmed that nothing has happened to the Sign. By reviewing the footage, they noticed that the Sign is flat where as the actual Sign is made of corrugated steel. Also, the angle which the girls take off from the Sign is a 40 degree drop which would be impossible to run on, especially in heels. It saddens me that an up and coming celebrity would choose to deface the symbol which means so much to all of us in Hollywood. It encourages her fans to commit illegal acts and pranks on the Sign costing the city and its tax payers money.

I would like to remind you that access to the Sign is restricted and trespassing is illegal. It is for your safety, there are rattlesnakes, scorpions, and other dangerous animals as well as a steep drop and poor footing. The Hollywood Sign is meant to be a symbol of the hopes and dreams of Hollywood. Unfortunately, someone who currently is having all her dreams come true decided to pull a tasteless prank on a symbol that is meant to inspire her. If she would like to apologize to the Sign, donations can be made to the Hollywood Sign Trust for the upkeep and painting of the Sign.

Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!

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Amy Robach celebrated her 37th birthday in a big way…with a marriage to Andrew Shue. 

The Today Show anchor wed the 42-year-old former Melrose Place star in a ceremony Saturday…

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The 24-year-old Pride and Prejudice star has yet another alleged stalker, this one going by the name of…

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Read more!

You think the Oscars are about a month away. We think they’re already over. 

Looking at the odds (from here and here and here), and taking in awards season up to this point,…

LOLs!

Watch Carrie Underwood take a question at a Super Bowl press conference about Larry Platt‘s now infamous Pants on the Ground.

Queen Latifah chimes in at the end and it’s pretty HIGHlarious!

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Could a chick flick bump Avatar off its box office high horse this weekend??

If Friday’s numbers are any reflection of the days to come, YES!

Dear John, starring Amanda Seyfried and Channing Tatum opened to an impressive $13.8 million on Friday night, while Avatar only earned a little over $6 mil!

The seven-week #1 streak is (most likely) coming to a close!

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We assume a lot of you ladies will be dragging your significant others for a little boo-hoo time at the movie, Dear John this weekend. Remember your Kleenex!

Unfortunately, this is just the first of two sappy love stories to come out of the Nicolas Sparks collection. The Last Song, starring Miley Cyrus, is coming out at the end of March.

So which will do better? Let’s ask the stars!

When Amanda Seyfried and Channing Tatum were asked what would have happened if the movies had opened on the same weekend, Amanda gave an awesome answer:

“If The Last Song was coming out the same weekend as Dear John, we’d have to collaborate on some sort of sabotage mission.”

Yes! Amazing!

Course, it would have been futile. We’re fairly certain that her flick will do mildly better with the tween population on her side.

But which do U think will do better?

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Someone stop her!

21-year-old woman named Xiaoqing have met with plastic surgeons in Shangai in order to transform her face to resemble Jessica Alba. And the docs are gonna do it for free!

WTF?!

They must not have psychological screenings in China because she is doing this in an attempt to win back her ex-boyfriend by turning herself into his favorite actress.

“I love him very much…. that’s why I always followed his opinions. I don’t want to lose him,” she said.

Noooooo!

“I have made my decision,” she continued. “I’m not only doing it for my ex-boyfriend, but for myself. I am a psychologically weak person. I want to do something to challenge myself and build a strong personality through it.”

And how is changing yourself for someone else gonna make you psychologically strong?!

The poor soul will undergo an eyebrow lifting, eyelid reshaping and nose reconstruction.

“There’s no worry about the expense and it is technically practicable,” saud Liu Qi, an official at the Shanghai Time Plastic Surgery Hospital. “But the face-lift is irreversible and we hope that she would take it seriously.”

A face lift on a 21-year-old?!

Supposedly, Xiaoqing’s boyfriend was a total dick and obsessed with Alba. He would make his girlfriend do her makeup like the celebutard even when she slept. He also got her a blond wig for Christmas so she would resemble the multiple photos he hung of Alba and the several pics on his cell phone.

This sounds like a Lifetime movie and let us tell you — She’s Too Young!

[Image via WENN.]

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Check out this exquisite opera-inspired version of his hit single Rain that Mika just did on UK television with Danielle De Niese (above).

So lovely!

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