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We hope she’s able to keep it together! She’s on the brink of some mayjah success and she should enjoy it!

Susan Boyle‘s neighbors fear the worst as she has been acting strangely towards them, perhaps signaling that not all is well with the Scottish singing sensation.

They say that she has been speaking in a strange American accent, complaining that her cat doesn’t love her anymore and blasting tracks from her debut album I Dreamed A Dream nearly 24/7!

Teresa Miller explains:

“It was so loud on Thursday I couldn’t hear Jeremy Kyle on TV! It started about a week before it was released so by the time it was on sale, we already knew every track by heart. I think her favourite song is “Wild Horses” as that’s the one she plays the most.

“We’ve also seen two ambulances and a doctor come to her house. Susan had told me she had been feeling pains in her stomach.”

They do have her best interests at heart.

Another neighbor, Helen Barkhouse, who used to take care of SuBo’s mother before she passed shared a sweet story about our favorite Scot:

“Susan was here wearing a black beret and a necklace and I told her how pretty she looked. She took them off and gave them to me. After her mother’s death Susan got really low. She once came up to me in the supermarket and said, ‘I really need a hug, can you give me a hug?’

“She might be a star, but whenever Susan comes home we’ll make sure she’s properly taken care of.”

As for Susan, she was asked yesterday morning about how she’d feel about taking number one and she replied that she said that “it would be an absolute honor.”

We’re rooting for ya, SuBo!

Stay well!

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