What better way to close out a long week than with some T&A! Here are 40+ shots from luxury lingerie line Agent Provocateur’s fashion show in Marbella, Spain.

If Los Angeles Fashion Week was like this, we think there would be a whole lot more people attending.

What happened in the wide, wonderful world of celebrity news & gossip today? Here’s a quick recap of the top stories in Starpulse News for Friday, July 31, 2009:

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The Notebook was five years ago and Ryan Gosling still has chicks mobbing him in the streets. “The Gos” was trying to leave Hollywood nightclub Bardot on his motorcycle when he was surrounded by fans.

Seriously, how do we get a piece of this action? 

MTV is turning 28 years young (old) tomorrow, Saturday, August 1st, and instead of drinking some stupid combination of alcohol and generic fruit juice that we’re too old for, or getting a Dairy Queen ice cream cake with the little chocolate crunchies (you’re NEVER too old for those — those are SO delicious), we’ll be celebrating by remembering an artist who’s given more to MTV over those 28 years than almost anyone else — the late Michael Jackson.

At 12pm ET/PT, watch the world premiere of Michael Jackson’s Human Nature – an MTV special featuring  candid stories from Michael Jackson’s friends and colleagues about the human side of Michael Jackson, not just Michael Jackson the entertainer.

At 12:30pm ET/PT, watch Michael Jackson’s Top 10 Video Countdown – 90 minutes of Michael Jackson’s most popular videos, determined by their popularity on mtv.com. Plus, get facts and trivia about each video and rare interview footage of Michael discussing his singles.

At 2pm, MTV presents the world premiere of Michael Jackson’s Influence on Music — an hour-long special featuring a collection of the top videos by the artists influenced by Michael Jackson — from Justin Timberlake to Usher, and more, plus messages from artists remembering Michael Jackson and exclusive interviews about the impact Jackson had on their music and lives.

Finally, at 3pm watch a special reairing of America’s Best Dance Crew: Michael Jackson’s Thriller to see dance crews remember Michael by creating their own new dances set to Michael Jackson’s classic Thriller album to celebrate its 25th anniversary.

+ Plus: Watch two seminal Michael Jackson videos from when MTV was just a baby:

MTV is turning 28 years young (old) tomorrow, Saturday, August 1st, and instead of drinking some stupid combination of alcohol and generic fruit juice that we’re too old for, or getting a Dairy Queen ice cream cake with the little chocolate crunchies (you’re NEVER too old for those — those are SO delicious), we’ll be celebrating by remembering an artist who’s given more to MTV over those 28 years than almost anyone else — the late Michael Jackson.

At 12pm ET/PT, watch the world premiere of Michael Jackson’s Human Nature – an MTV special featuring  candid stories from Michael Jackson’s friends and colleagues about the human side of Michael Jackson, not just Michael Jackson the entertainer.

At 12:30pm ET/PT, watch Michael Jackson’s Top 10 Video Countdown – 90 minutes of Michael Jackson’s most popular videos, determined by their popularity on mtv.com. Plus, get facts and trivia about each video and rare interview footage of Michael discussing his singles.

At 2pm, MTV presents the world premiere of Michael Jackson’s Influence on Music — an hour-long special featuring a collection of the top videos by the artists influenced by Michael Jackson — from Justin Timberlake to Usher, and more, plus messages from artists remembering Michael Jackson and exclusive interviews about the impact Jackson had on their music and lives.

Finally, at 3pm watch a special reairing of America’s Best Dance Crew: Michael Jackson’s Thriller to see dance crews remember Michael by creating their own new dances set to Michael Jackson’s classic Thriller album to celebrate its 25th anniversary.

+ Plus: Watch two seminal Michael Jackson videos from when MTV was just a baby:

Jessica Alba hit the party scene last night and the Into The Blue star was spotted leaving Guys and Dolls bar in West Hollywood with her friends. Looks like partner Cash Warren was stuck at home on daddy duty taking care of daughter Honor Marie.

Usually we’re feeling Jessica’s newly colored locks but there’s something about the camera flash at night that makes her blonder hair look harsh and greasy.

Britney Spears loves her Mercedes! Just days after we spotted The Circus star cruising around Los Angeles in her new Mercedes-Benz G500, Brit Brit rolled up to a medical building in Beverly Hills driving her old Mercedes droptop.

We think homegirl should branch out from white though!

Here’s the stories that made a real Splash last week.

Most viewed
Jennifer Lopez has a handy man at home

Most commented
Robert Pattinson joins the smile high club

Best picture
Russell’s new Brand of kicks

Best video
Celebrities are so vein

Editor’s pick
Lionel Richie dating Bai Ling?

We’ve got a theory: Anything that seems too bad to be true probably is. 

Jon and Kate Gosselin are Exhibits A-Z. The cheesy alleged affairs. The cheesy midlife-crisis…