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After the ladies from The Girls Next Door split from Hugh Hefner, they quickly moved on with their lives.
Kendra Wilkinson got engaged and Holly Madison kept denying rumors she was sleeping with “magician” Criss Angel. They are!
But what ever happened to that older girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt?
She’s only ever spotted out alone or with some girlfriends.
Thursday night, Bridget was seen exiting from Los Angeles paparazzi-infested restaurant, Mr. Chow with a few female friends.
At least she’s going to host a Travel Channel show called Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches.
Even older Hefner rejects deserve some love – and work!
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December 19th, 2008 by

As “the voice of his generation,” a prolific blogger, self-proclaimed religious figure, and Pee Wee Herman impersonator, we wondered when the hull Kanye West ever finds time to make any music. But then we saw this video mashie of every single song Kanye’s ever sampled in the history of ever, and we finally figured it all out: like a girly-girl at the makeup counter at the mall, the dude is addicted to samples.
So, here are the top 5 reasons why Kanye CANNOT stop sampling other people’s goods:
5. What’s old is new again: Kanye recognizes that you’ve got look back in order to look forward. And the best way to do this is to, you know, not reinvent the wheel. So he likes to channel the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix and Curtis Mayfield, since he sampled the hell out of “Move On Up” for “Touch the Sky.”
4. Girls, girls, girls: Sampling songs helps you get in with a whoooole lotta model chicks (and if there’s one thing we know about Kanye West, it’s that he lurves model chicks). For ex, he sampled Marvin Gaye’s “Distant Lover” (Marvin Gaye = instant panty-droppin’ “in” with the femmes) for his “Spaceship” jam, probs in the hopes that it would help him track down “the right girl” (or maybe other scantily clothed hunnies for his blawg or amazin’ asses for his videos).
3. If award ceremonies are “fixed,” you may as well up your chances of winning by sampling songs that have already gotten some metal, right?
2. It doesn’t hurt the whole legend status thing: when you’re laying down beats by Chaka Khan — he parlayed “Through the Fire” into “Through the Wire” — or Elton John — Kanye used “Someone Saved My Life Tonight” on “Good Morning” — over your own music, it’s a pretty good way to remind everyone that you’re a legend in your own mind. So, in case anyone missed it: Jesus walks … and poses for the cover of Rolling Stone.
1. The more songs he samples, the more superstars he meets = WAY more stuff to blog about.
In summary, if sampling works for Costco (did you ever try those little eggrolls the old ladies hand out with the little toothpicks!? TDF!), it works for the Louis Vuitton don.
Also, sampling leaves loads more time for “normal people stuff” like Twittering … and interning.
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December 19th, 2008 by
Giving a detailed, nationally televised tour of the inside of her Hollywood Hills home was probably Paris Hilton’s first mistake. Failing to then invest in a top-notch home security system was…


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December 19th, 2008 by


It seems the place to be last night in Hollywood was at the Bar Deluxe.
We went to get a head start on our holiday celebrating with Katy Perry and Paris Hilton.
Oh, yeah, Brandon Davis was there too.
The douchebag threatened to punch us in the face, which many of you might actually like.
We invited him to (knowing full well we’d call the police within 30 seconds of his fist making contact). But, the sweaty bear of a man pussied out.
Pussy!
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December 19th, 2008 by
I don’t get it. Why do people find Robert Pattinson attractive? He looks like a plastic girl with a beard. I think people in our economy today have lost their minds.
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December 19th, 2008 by

Beloved U.S. TV star ED MCMAHON is allowed to stay in his home after brokering a deal to ward off foreclosure on the property.
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December 19th, 2008 by

SARAH JESSICA PARKER has been supporting her SEX AND THE CITY: THE MOVIE co-star JENNIFER HUDSON while she grieves for her murdered family – insisting the singer/actress is “surviving.”
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December 19th, 2008 by

JEREMY PIVEN was ordered to pull out of Broadway play SPEED-THE-PLOW because he had six times the normal level of deadly mercury in his body – from allegedly eating too much sushi.
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December 19th, 2008 by

COURTNEY LOVE has stopped taking her antidepressants while recording a new album in a bid to confront her inner demons.
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December 19th, 2008 by

KANYE WEST has already made his New Year’s resolution – he has promised to make his peace with the paparazzi.
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